Classic Movie Lines

Some movies lines are just magic. They are said at the perfect time in the movie and mean so much even when taken out of context. And some quotes are so stupid that you can't forget them. This page is for both. 

Perfect Lines

American Beauty

~ I suppose I could be pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst.

~ My dad thinks I paid for all this with catering jobs. Never underestimate the power of denial.

~ Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one --- the day you die.

~ It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.

~ I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

~ Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose, and when it doesn't, it is a burden to them.

~ I once heard a wise man say there are no perfect men. Only perfect intentions.

~ Nobility is not a birthright. It's defined by one's actions. 


~ More isn't always better, Linus. Sometimes it's just more.

French Kiss

~ For me, bullshit is like breathing.

~ No matter what I might seem like tonight, it's still the same old me from yesterday you wind up with tomorrow.

~ Of course you know him. All you bastards know each other.

10 Things I Hate About You

~ [sarcastic] I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.

~ See, who needs affection when I have blind hatred?

~ Don't ever let anyone make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.

~ Just because you're beautiful doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter.


Stupid, but Funny


American Beauty

~ My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell.

~ If people I don't even know look at me and want to fuck me, it means I really have a shot at being a model.

~ Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

~ Because it's DULL, you twit, it'll hurt more!

French Kiss

~ Why weren't you the one, Charlie? The one who turned on this big shiny Kate-light that burns so bright?

~ I love the sea, so beautiful, so mysterious... so full of fish.

~ When people tell me they are happy my ass begins to twitch.

~ I hate Paris in the springtime. I hate Paris in the fall. I hate Paris in the summer when it sizzles. I hate Paris in the winter when it drizzles. I hate Paris; Oh why oh why do I hate Paris? Because my love is there... with his SLUT girlfriend.

~ Fester, fester, fester. Rot, rot, rot.

Four Weddings and A Funeral

~ It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yech!

~ Ignore her. She's drunk. At least I hope she is. Otherwise I'm in real trouble.

~ Marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.

~ I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that.

~ The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

~ This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

~ Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!

~ Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

10 Things I Hate About You

~ I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?

~ Are you asking me out? That's so cute. What's your name again?

~ You're not as vile as I thought you were.

~ The shit hath hitith the fan... ith.

~ Kissing is not what keeps me up to my elbows every day in placenta.

~ And hell is only a sauna.

~ Don't think for one minute that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.

~ "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.

~ You know, it's not every day that you find somebody who'll flash someone just to get you out of detention.

~ Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed.

~ Some day you're gonna get bitch-slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.

~ Maybe if we were the last two people alive, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?



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